My wife says that I drink too much Starbucks coffee, that it costs too much money and that, despite the fact that I always get the no-sugar, lite coffee Frappuccino's, it doesn't help me lose weight. I said, "Maybe I should do cocaine instead then!" She said, "Well, at least it would help you lose weight!"
I've never done cocaine. For those of you who have, I have some questions.
- Is it true that it helps you lose weight?
- Is it addictive?
- Isn't it true that it's illegal or something?